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The Accrual Basis of Interdimensional Rent

By Luna Ledger · October 13, 2026

Accrual Leases Moon Base

A fictional Moon base lease raises a critical question: when do you recognize rent expense if the landlord exists in three timelines simultaneously?

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Depreciating a Spaceship: Straight-Line vs. Warp-Drive Units of Production

By Captain Straight-Line · October 12, 2026

Depreciation Fixed Assets Spacecraft

Should a starship depreciate evenly over ten years, or should every hyperspace jump create a new expense event? This fictional analysis weighs the options.

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Amortizing a Wizard Loan: A Satirical Amortization Schedule for a 500-Year Mortgage

By Merlin Payments · October 11, 2026

Amortization Loans Fantasy

A 500-year wizard mortgage is not a financial product. It is a cautionary tale about compounding interest, immortality, and poor covenants.

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